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About Me Member Self-proclaimed Genius TheCau15/Female/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
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Anomoly

Oh no! It's Anomoly!

You guys remember ol' Anomoly, don't ya'? =D

Well, if you haven't gotten a chance to see her, show your curiosity and appreciation by COMMENTING before favoriting. :)

If you forget to comment...well, you can just say "goodbye" to that head of yours. >:3

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Nyeh...I have varied tastes. :P I don't care what you think--I will favorite whatever strikes my fancy.

Skool...is not kool. :(

Thu Oct 29, 2009, 6:49 PM
Well, the dreaded government conglomerate has doomed me to yet another uneventful year in Hai-Skewl. >x>

Effing government! You and your evil, devilish ways to keep me unintertained and tuned-out for another 180 days of my life! :shakefist:

And you know what comes with skool?! NO TIME TO DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN F*CKING STUPID HOMEWORK!!! :pissed:

So, as I mentioned above, I have almost absolutely no time to draw or sketch or color or do anything that I want to do.

Although...I have finished the messy graphite lineartz for--drumroll, please--TERMINUS CAU!!! YAY!!! JOY!!! LOL!!! OMG!!! :iconimhappiestplz: So, I shall find some time for inking and coloring! Even if it kills me! *strikes dramatic pose*

  • Mood: Rage
  • Listening to: NOTHING!!!
  • Reading: the all-knowing ED pages of truth!
  • Watching: /b/ become even more corrupt than it already was.
  • Playing: WITH NOTHING!!!
  • Eating: NOTHING WITH AN EXTRA SIDE OF NOTHING!!!
  • Drinking: DIET NOTHING

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Hai there! :wave:

This is Cau speaking, currently controlling the finger movements and thoughts of my hollow little host (unwittingly making her post this piece of crap as an intro) and turning your primitive little brains into easilly siphonable jelly which I may suck out of your craniums once it is pulverized enough to start leaking out of your ears.

Anywho, I'm a fifteen year old self-conceited loudmouth with an ego the size of Jupiter. That's right, you heard me, an ego that big is actually fitting on this little dirt ball of a planet. Amazing, no?

My interests include consuming monsterous numbers of children in one sitting (don't leave your children unattended around me because they will "mysteriously" disappear into thin air), creating terrible works of art that cause instantaneous cumbustion and/or hemorrhaging, killing stuff and then eating it, blood and all of its marvelous crimson wonder, and procrastinating/whining because I'm good at it.

I hate the human race, (although some of you little bags of filth deserve to be spared), children from 0 to 13 years old, human babies (and all that is screaming and diarrheal), eating leafy vegetables (because they taste like grass), Socially Accepted People (SAP's), and all that is religious. (I am an aetheist. Deal with it!)

A word to all who oppose me: DO NOT CHALLENGE ME!!! Don't think for even a second that you can defeat me in a game of "who's got who"! Dare you defy me, you will soon be utterly murdered by a horrifying arsenal of amazing come-backs and esteem-smashing insults. Be smart and NEVER EVER tread into the dangerous territory of verbal war. I will maim you beyond all comprehension and recognition! ):<

Oh, yes. Can't forget current obsessions now, can we?

Obsessions:
1) Silent Hill (and all that is Pyramid Head!!! D:<!!!)
2) Invader Zim (Gir is not my favorite character. :))
3) 28 Days/Weeks/Months Later (greatest zombie trillogy ever devised!!!)

And...uh...that's just about all.

Cau, signing off. :salute:

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Washington
  • Interests: Invader Zim, Silent Hill, Nightmares, and various other things...
  • Favourite movie: I don't have one. :)
  • Favourite band or musician: Doctor Steel, Das Ich, & various others
  • Favourite genre of music: Anything except rap (I hate rap...)
  • Favourite artist: pixiesmooch, HyenaKay, Zerna...
  • Favourite poet or writer: Chezara! =D
  • Favourite style of art: Jhonen-Style and many, many others
  • MP3 player of choice: On with a hell of a whole lot of memory on it.
  • Shell of choice: Um...one without a soul? :)
  • Wallpaper of choice: Paint! Because it makes you loopy if you sniff it!
  • Skin of choice: Is this a trick question?
  • Favourite game: Silent Hill, .hack//GU, GallopRacer...
  • Favourite gaming platform: Everything. I don't have a favorite. :)
  • Favourite cartoon character: Zim, Dib, The Ed's...
  • Personal Quote: "That's it! I'm sending Pyramid Head over to your house to rape you!" -Me
  • Tools of the Trade: Pencils, Computer...and not much else.

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Comments


:iconeternal-bond:
Your icon is loooove 8'D <33

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Live or die.....it's your choice.
:iconthecau:
Nyeeeeheeeheehehehehe~~~! :heart: :iconhurrplz: Thank you!

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I eat everything and anything that I can swallow whole...INCLUDING YOUR HEAD!!! D:<
:iconinvader-haegr:
Well, bad news... It won't send to your e-mail for some reason... looks like we're stuck waiting for a few days...

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I support the beautiful madness of Ravenpuff!

I LOVE TIKA AND I SUPPORT HER SMEXY, SMEXY INSANITY!!! O_O

For questions about the Zith-Nerokai just message me.

Fall From Unity: Part One is finished! Go to it from from my page!
:iconthecau:
Oh, no need to worry, I have--let's see here--two other email accounts you could potentually send it to:

evillydistuburd@hotmail.com (This one's on my profile.)
Blacq_Opium@hotmail.com
TheCau@hotmail.com

See if it'll work with the other ones. If it does, notify me, 'kay? =D

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I eat everything and anything that I can swallow whole...INCLUDING YOUR HEAD!!! D:<
:iconinvader-haegr:
Sweet! I'll try those out! Thanks Cau! You make eating heads even more awesome than it already was!

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I support the beautiful madness of Ravenpuff!

I LOVE TIKA AND I SUPPORT HER SMEXY, SMEXY INSANITY!!! O_O

For questions about the Zith-Nerokai just message me.

Fall From Unity: Part One is finished! Go to it from from my page!
:iconthecau:
Tee hee~! :iconimhappyplz:

That's exactly what I'm here to do! :heart:

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I eat everything and anything that I can swallow whole...INCLUDING YOUR HEAD!!! D:<
:iconinvader-haegr:
I sent the pic of a pair of Feasters to your TheCau@hotmail account! It went through! 83 It's not done though, sorry...

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I support the beautiful madness of Ravenpuff!

I LOVE TIKA AND I SUPPORT HER SMEXY, SMEXY INSANITY!!! O_O

For questions about the Zith-Nerokai just message me.

Fall From Unity: Part One is finished! Go to it from from my page!
:iconinvader-haegr:
I can take pics with my computer, their nowhere near as good as a scan but would you like to see some of the stuff I am working on making for Nightmare Cau's army? I can e-mail them.

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I support the beautiful madness of Ravenpuff!

I LOVE TIKA AND I SUPPORT HER SMEXY, SMEXY INSANITY!!! O_O

For questions about the Zith-Nerokai just message me.

Fall From Unity: Part One is finished! Go to it from from my page!

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