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Seyphus the Orderly by TheCau Seyphus the Orderly by TheCau
Ayyyyyyy. I'm up to no good again while I work on my comic pages.

So here's an old/new OC. Old because I had concept sketches of him up since the time that I first started here on dA and I never bothered to remember/draw him until now. New because he's a new face that none of you have ever seen before.

I'm not gonna post a huge tl;dr bio for him because I'm still working on fleshing him out more so you'll just have to be happy with a summary full of information that may or may not be entirely relevant in the future right now. :P


Name: Seyphus (pronounced Sai-fuss)

Age: 35 Irk years (equates to about 350 or so Earth years by comparison)

Gender: Male

Height: 7' 4"

Weight: 180-190lbs

Eye color: Sour apple

Current occupation: Orderly on a ship-bound hospital for the mentally deranged

Previous occupations: Infiltrator-type soldier, doctor's aide, and nursery technician

Personality/summary: Even though Seyphus is horrendously tall and intimidating as all get-out at first glance (missing an eye only increases your scare factor, after all), he has a deceptively sweet and docile temperament and is very eager to please. Besides having a sweet tooth and sugar craving that could melt a hole through a wall, he also has an affinity for children and takes great joy in babysitting and teaching kids and otherwise sneaking them sugary treats when none of the other adults are watching.

    He takes his job of protecting people seriously and is very proficient in handling weapons of all kinds so by no means is he just all bark and no bite (or all show and no action)--he knows exactly how to protect both himself and his comrades from harm should the occasion arise and absolutely will not back down from a fight until the antagonists are either run off, incapacitated, or killed. And god help you if you should threaten a child's life in his presence. Say good-bye to that pretty neck of yours.


I might add more sometime. It's 1:30 in the morning right now as I post this so I'm kinda scatterbrained anyways.

Oh well. At least I posted something.



Seyphus is mine

Art is also mine
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samwolf3974 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
before reading anything, I thought this was a crossover of assassin's creed and Invader Zim O3O
jackalu09 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Bad ass!!
TheCau Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank ya'! <3
xakkun Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
He seems taller than the Almighty Tallest, unless this is an AU or a different point in time or something U: still hella rad though!
TheCau Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nah, if we're going by the show's scale of things, the Tallests are somewhere around 8-9 feet tall or taller, since Zim is apparently about 4 feet tall along with Dib. The Tallests also slouch a bit so... it's hard to gauge how big they are. Seyphus isn't Tallest height by any standard if we're using that for a comparison. He falls a bit short.

And Seyphus slouches, too, so he normally looks a bit shorter than 7'4". Probably in the 6'10"-7' range with his crappy posture, lol.

Thank you very much, though! <333
xakkun Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ahhhh okie x3 only basis i had for the Tallest's height was when Zim said adult humans were "almost as tall as you" (it's been a while, whoops...) so I just kinda guessed they were like... 6' or so???
Zerna Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This guy's outfit is seriously so neat I love it.

It'd be awesome to see some examples of his personality through pics/mini comics. >w>
TheCau Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Why, thank you. I'm happy the pyramid head-esque garb looks as awesome as I intended it to be. vuv <3

I might try that out. Do some fun stuff and then some angst to see how he develops. :D
Zerna Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yes indeed it does :"D 

I'd love to see that, personally. X)
Betta132 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2014   General Artist
YES. We need mini-comics of him.
Especially with cute animals or kids involved so we can see him cooing over them.
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